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Ok but that post that’s like ”WHAT WOULD A CORRUPT FIREMAN EVEN LOOK LIKE??”

Here’s what it would look like:




in elementary school john lennon had a homework that asked “what do you want two be when you grow up” and he replied “happy”. the teacher say “you donot understand the assignment” and jjohn lennon said “u dont understand LIFE”. that teacher was albert einstein. reblog if you love god

…I’m not reblogging this because “i love god”. I’m reblogging this because this is the most ridiculous bunch of sentences I’ve ever seen on tumblr.

I’m sure John “Imagine No Religion” Lennon would balk at that ending. And Albert Einstein teaching elementary school? Holy hell.

I’m in the 90Ks reblogging this. I wonder how many reblogged this ironically…

too late. by reblogging this you have accepted christ into your heart. see you in heaven pal




this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

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